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"I ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴏʙɪʟᴇ, ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ!"

You've clearly never worked for a government.

And I don't intend to.

Kinda hard to work for the government when you have one act of world terrorism on your slate.

I was on America's Most Wanted list and I had no problem.

America's Most Wanted list is overrated.

[YEAH HE WAS ONLY AT NUMBER 4

HOW LAME]

Big picture, Quire.

I'm in the bigger picture.

The big picture is that governments are corrupt and sneaky as hell and this is exactly the kind of shit they do.

I think I would know if they do this kind of shit.

Well, you missed at least one.

They're corrupt and shit, I'll give you that one. But they don't just print a teenager's phone number on a pizza delivery pad.

Sounds like a conspiracy, if you ask me.

No. Sounds like a crackpot theory made by a pothead.

Whatever, I'm not going to sit here and convince you. Later, loser.

[HANGING UP!!]