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[futureleader]

"I ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴏʙɪʟᴇ, ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ!"

Comments

[ex_engineers208]

no offense but that would be a really bad idea

[futureleader]

that's what they all say.

[ex_engineers208]

like maybe you should reconsider that in case someone else slips something into your stuff and you blame me

[futureleader]

i always know who it is.

[ex_engineers208]

do you...

[futureleader]

telepath

[ex_engineers208]

i know but kind of creepy

[futureleader]

are you saying im creepy?

[ex_engineers208]

no but yes

to the last part

the bit about you forgiving me if i fix him

[futureleader]

text coherently.

[ex_engineers208]

d o e s t h i s h e l p

[futureleader]

now you're being a douchebag

[ex_engineers208]

is there any way for me to win?

[futureleader]

yeah. fix steven

[ex_engineers208]

if i do will you not do something that will get danger to punch you to a coma

[futureleader]

maybe

[ex_engineers208]

yes???

[futureleader]

I said maybe. yes if you fix him right. no if you fix him wrong.

[ex_engineers208]

i'm not going to fix him wrong i promise

[futureleader]

swear it on your life.

[ex_engineers208]

i'm not going to swear anything on my life are you crazy

[futureleader]

then you're going to lie to me in the future?

[ex_engineers208]

i don't think i deserve to be murdered or braintouched if i do which i won't so

[futureleader]

was never going to brainfry you or read your mind anyways.

[ex_engineers208]

well good because i told myself the next person that tries to mess up my brain will have a steel girder shoved so hard through their skull their spinal cord will try to bury itself in the ground

and i obviously can't and won't do that to you so i guess we're even